Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Friendship Quotes !!!
It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.
~Unknown
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,. All losses are restored and sorrows end.
~ William Shakespeare
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
~ Dale Carnegie
All love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Friends are born, not made.
~ Henry Adams
In the rhythm of Life, we sometime find ourselves out of tune, But as long as there are friends to provide the melody, The music plays on.
~ Anonymous
Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years.
~ Unknown
Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years.
~ Unknown
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
~ Frank Crane
~Unknown
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,. All losses are restored and sorrows end.
~ William Shakespeare
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
~ Dale Carnegie
All love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Friends are born, not made.
~ Henry Adams
In the rhythm of Life, we sometime find ourselves out of tune, But as long as there are friends to provide the melody, The music plays on.
~ Anonymous
Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years.
~ Unknown
Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years.
~ Unknown
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
~ Frank Crane
Wonderful Quote !!!
Coins always make sound,
But the currency notes are always silent,
So,
When ur value increases,
Keep urself Calm N Silent..................
But the currency notes are always silent,
So,
When ur value increases,
Keep urself Calm N Silent..................
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Interesting Puzzles... Check this out !!!
http://www.gymnasiumforbrain.com/ has been developed with the intention of helping students and professionals to sharpen their mind. For years puzzles, mathematical or otherwise, have been very much part of our lives. It is believed that solving puzzles not only exercises one's brain but also aids lateral thinking. Also, it is a lot of fun. As we solve the puzzles, it would be fascinating to find that there is always more than one way to arrive at a solution.It serves as a guide to people who would like to have fun solving puzzles and exercise their brain. Let us say this is like a gymnasium for our brain. Go ahead and have fun !!!
Monday, January 14, 2008
SULTAN THE WARRIOR - SMASHING TRAILER !!!
SUPER STAR in the virtual form looks stylish and magnetic as his real life persona in the trailer. Rajinikanth plays a charming warrior, complete with his characteristic punches, punch lines and mannerisms in this gripping adventure film.Check Out The Smashing Trailer.. Click Below...SULTAN THE WARRIOR - SMASHING TRAILER !!!
Vaaranam Aairam Trailor Released.. Check It Out !!!
The real ‘Vaaranam Aayiram’ trailer is out... Its Simply Rocking.. Check it out...
Click This ----> Vaaranam Aayiram Trailer !!!
Friendship....
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,but sweet people are difficult to find.
Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing,
Love ends when u stop caring,
Friendship ends when u stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever u consider a friend.
To love without condition.....................
to talk without intention.........
to give without reason............
andto care without expectation.......
is the heart of a truefriend.......
Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing,
Love ends when u stop caring,
Friendship ends when u stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever u consider a friend.
To love without condition.....................
to talk without intention.........
to give without reason............
andto care without expectation.......
is the heart of a truefriend.......
SUPER STAR's Next Movie Titled - KUSELAN !!!
SUPER STAR Rajnikanth's forthcoming project has generated a lot of frenzy among his fans and well wishers.Rajnikanth has ensured to sustain the exhilaration among his fans by featuring in a film to be produced by Kavithalaya and directed by P Vasu. This film titled Kuselan is based on a Malayalam film Katha Parayumbol which featured Mammooty and Sreenivasan in the lead roles. Rajnikanth will be playing the role of Mammooty and Pasupathy will take on Sreenivasan's character.Looks like the Super Star's Kuselan also will highlight the significance of true friendship. An apt title indeed !!!
Funny Replies....
What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. *
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What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. *
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What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
TATA LAUNCHES WORLD CHEAPEST CAR - TATA NANO !!!
T he Tata Rs 1-lakh car is here! And it's called the Nano!
Tata Group chairman Ratan Tata on Thursday unveiled the Tata Nano at the 9th Auto Expo in New Delhi.
Details of the People's Car:
Ratan Tata, while unveiling the nano, said: "The car will meet all current safety norms and all emission criteria. The pollution it will cause will be lower than 2-wheelers."
The car, Tata said, is smaller than a Maruti but has 21 per cent more volume or space inside than the 800. He said that the dealer price of the car will be Rs 1 lakh, plus value-added tax (VAT) plus transport charges.
The car will have a 624-cc petrol engine generating 33 bhp of power. It will sport a 30-litre fuel tank and 4-speed manual gearshift. The car will come with air conditioning, but will have no power steering. It will have front disk and rear drum brakes. The company claims mileage of 23 km per litre.
The car's dashboard features just a speedometer, fuel gauge, and oil light. The car does not have reclining seats or radio. The shock absorbers are basic.
Nano, the world's cheapest car, costs almost half of the cheapest car currently available anywhere in the world.
''Since, a promise is a promise the standard dealer version will cost Rs 1 lakh,'' said Tata Sons chairman Ratan Tata.
He informed that the car is 8 per cent smaller bumper to bumper, than the Maruti800 but at the same time 21 per cent larger in its interiors and can sit up to four people.
Dispelling myths that the car was not safe enough Tata said, 'The car has passed the full-frontal crash and the side impact crash''. He also side stepped emission concerns and said the car will meet Euro IV norms.
While critics had been sceptical throughout about the car meeting safety and emission norms, coming as it is at that price, Tata said he was happy to announce that Nano meets all norms as would a modern car.
The car is eight per cent shorter than Maruti 800 on bumper to bumper length, but is 21 per cent more spacious, claimed Tata.
Alluding to fears expressed by environmentalist R K Pachauri and green activist Sunita Narain that the car at that price would add more vehicles on the road leading to higher vehicular pollution, Tata said the 624 cc, 33 HP petrol engine meets Bharat Stage-III emission norms and can also meet the Euro 4 norms.
"Pachauri will not have a nightmare and Sunita Narain can also sleep," he quipped, while recalling that some people had suggested that the car should be called 'Pachauri' and some others said that it should be named 'Mamta' � probably referring to the position TMC leader Mamta Banerjee had taken against the setting up of the small-car project at Singur in West Bengal.
Commenting on the safety standard, he said the car has gone through a full frontal crash test as per norms.
The Nano will come in three variants -- standard and two deluxe models with AC. The standard car would be available for Rs 1 lakh (ex-showroom), while VAT and transportation costs are extra.
The Nano is expected to be commerically launched in the second half of 2008. News reports say that Tata Motors hopes to sell 500,000 units of the car, almost four times the number of Indicas it sells. Tata plans to focus on a market segment hitherto untapped.
Not since the launch of the Maruti 800 in 1983 has any car gripped the imagination of a nation and indeed car manufacturers the world over so intensely. If commercially successful, the Tata Nano can alter the passenger car market in India, and perhaps the world, beyond description.
Tata Group chairman Ratan Tata on Thursday unveiled the Tata Nano at the 9th Auto Expo in New Delhi.
Details of the People's Car:
Ratan Tata, while unveiling the nano, said: "The car will meet all current safety norms and all emission criteria. The pollution it will cause will be lower than 2-wheelers."
The car, Tata said, is smaller than a Maruti but has 21 per cent more volume or space inside than the 800. He said that the dealer price of the car will be Rs 1 lakh, plus value-added tax (VAT) plus transport charges.
The car will have a 624-cc petrol engine generating 33 bhp of power. It will sport a 30-litre fuel tank and 4-speed manual gearshift. The car will come with air conditioning, but will have no power steering. It will have front disk and rear drum brakes. The company claims mileage of 23 km per litre.
The car's dashboard features just a speedometer, fuel gauge, and oil light. The car does not have reclining seats or radio. The shock absorbers are basic.
Nano, the world's cheapest car, costs almost half of the cheapest car currently available anywhere in the world.
''Since, a promise is a promise the standard dealer version will cost Rs 1 lakh,'' said Tata Sons chairman Ratan Tata.
He informed that the car is 8 per cent smaller bumper to bumper, than the Maruti800 but at the same time 21 per cent larger in its interiors and can sit up to four people.
Dispelling myths that the car was not safe enough Tata said, 'The car has passed the full-frontal crash and the side impact crash''. He also side stepped emission concerns and said the car will meet Euro IV norms.
While critics had been sceptical throughout about the car meeting safety and emission norms, coming as it is at that price, Tata said he was happy to announce that Nano meets all norms as would a modern car.
The car is eight per cent shorter than Maruti 800 on bumper to bumper length, but is 21 per cent more spacious, claimed Tata.
Alluding to fears expressed by environmentalist R K Pachauri and green activist Sunita Narain that the car at that price would add more vehicles on the road leading to higher vehicular pollution, Tata said the 624 cc, 33 HP petrol engine meets Bharat Stage-III emission norms and can also meet the Euro 4 norms.
"Pachauri will not have a nightmare and Sunita Narain can also sleep," he quipped, while recalling that some people had suggested that the car should be called 'Pachauri' and some others said that it should be named 'Mamta' � probably referring to the position TMC leader Mamta Banerjee had taken against the setting up of the small-car project at Singur in West Bengal.
Commenting on the safety standard, he said the car has gone through a full frontal crash test as per norms.
The Nano will come in three variants -- standard and two deluxe models with AC. The standard car would be available for Rs 1 lakh (ex-showroom), while VAT and transportation costs are extra.
The Nano is expected to be commerically launched in the second half of 2008. News reports say that Tata Motors hopes to sell 500,000 units of the car, almost four times the number of Indicas it sells. Tata plans to focus on a market segment hitherto untapped.
Not since the launch of the Maruti 800 in 1983 has any car gripped the imagination of a nation and indeed car manufacturers the world over so intensely. If commercially successful, the Tata Nano can alter the passenger car market in India, and perhaps the world, beyond description.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Beware Of 2 Way Mirrors !!!
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ,make sure that you are aware of it.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR ???
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hangingon the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of peopleinstalling 2-way mirrors in dress changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by justlooking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, thenit is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!(there issomeone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror,do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It issimple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirrorUNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror,the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotelrooms.May be someone is making a film on you.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR ???
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hangingon the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of peopleinstalling 2-way mirrors in dress changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by justlooking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, thenit is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!(there issomeone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror,do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It issimple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirrorUNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror,the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotelrooms.May be someone is making a film on you.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
BRAIN TEASERS !!!
1.What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world? 9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?
Answers –
1. Throw the ball straight up
2. 'e'
3. Your fingers
4. The past
5. An echo.
6. They are triplets.
7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson.
8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there!
9. In a dictionary.
10. A leaf.
11. Put yourself back to back of each other
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world? 9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?
Answers –
1. Throw the ball straight up
2. 'e'
3. Your fingers
4. The past
5. An echo.
6. They are triplets.
7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson.
8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there!
9. In a dictionary.
10. A leaf.
11. Put yourself back to back of each other
Inspiring Thoughts !!!
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind .
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You can't change the past,But you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
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Love...and you shall be loved.
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God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
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All people smile in the same language.
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Everyone needs to be loved...Especially when they do not deserve it.
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The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
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Laughter is God's sunshine.
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Everyone has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
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It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.
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Thank God for what you have,TRUST GOD for what you need.
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If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,You have no today to be thankful for.
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Man looks at outward appearance, but the Lord looks within.
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The choice you make today, will usually affect tomorrow.
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Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul .
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Patience is the ability to idle your motor, when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
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Harsh words break no bones, but they do break hearts .
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To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
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We take for granted the things, that we should be giving thanks for.
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Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
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Happiness is enhanced by others, but does not depend upon others.
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For every minute you are angry with someone,You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.
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Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.
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You can't change the past,But you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
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Love...and you shall be loved.
************ **
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
************ **
All people smile in the same language.
************ **
Everyone needs to be loved...Especially when they do not deserve it.
************ **
The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
************ **
Laughter is God's sunshine.
************ **
Everyone has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
************ **
It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.
************ **
Thank God for what you have,TRUST GOD for what you need.
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If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,You have no today to be thankful for.
************ **
Man looks at outward appearance, but the Lord looks within.
************ **
The choice you make today, will usually affect tomorrow.
************ **
Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul .
************ **
Patience is the ability to idle your motor, when you feel like stripping your gears.
************ **
Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
************ **
Harsh words break no bones, but they do break hearts .
************ **
To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
************ **
We take for granted the things, that we should be giving thanks for.
************ **
Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
************ **
Happiness is enhanced by others, but does not depend upon others.
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For every minute you are angry with someone,You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.
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Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Regular Health Mistakes !!!
All of us make little health mistakes that cause damage to our bodies in the long run - simply because we are unaware we are doing something wrong. Here are some of the most common mistakes made by many of us....
Crossing our legs
Do you cross your legs at your knees when sitting? Although we may believe that this is the lady-like elegant way to sit, sitting this way cuts down circulation to your legs. If you don"t want varicose veins to mar the beauty of your legs and compromise your health, uncross your legs every time you realise you have one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to simply place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight equally. If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing your legs, simply move both legs together to one side. As an alternative, you could also consider crossing your legs loosely at the ankles. This is a classically elegant way to sit, and is far better for your legs and your health than sitting with your legs crossed at your knees.
Not changing our toothbrush
How often do you change your toothbrush? Most of us wait until most of the bristles have either fallen off, or are in such bad shape that we"d be embarrassed to pull out our brush in public. However, since not many of us need to pull out our brush in public, we carry on with our frayed one until we lose it. Replace your toothbrush often. Damaged bristles can harm the enamel, and don"t massage your gums well. If you find brushing your teeth a pain like I do, but know you must do it, you might as well be doing it right. Imagine going through the annoyance of brushing your teeth twice a day only to find out that you"re damaging your enamel every time you clean your teeth. Also, use a brush with soft bristles unless your dentist has advised otherwise.
Eating out often
There are oils that are high in cholesterol, and oils that cause little harm and are better for your heart. However, no matter how light the oil is, it is never a good idea to eat too much of it. Avoid fried foods.Remember that in all probability your favourite Indian food restaurant throws a huge, HUGE chunk of butter in a tiny bowl of dhal. Rita, who worked in the kitchen of a 5 star hotel, was shocked when she saw the cook chop a 500gm butter slab in half, and throw half into a Paneer Makhani dish. No wonder the customers left licking their fingers. And no wonder they felt so stuffed and heavy afterwards. Limit outdoor eating unless you know that you"re getting served light and healthy food. Skipping breakfast Never, ever skip breakfast. Remember, when you wake up in the morning it"s been around 10-12 hours since your last meal. Your body needs food now, more than at any other time. Eat a heavy breakfast. You will then be busy through the day, and the calories will get expended quickly. If you are trying to diet, eat a light dinner. Here are some more common health mistakes we make. Being informed and making a few changes can help make us feel a whole lot better.
High heels High heels sure look great, but they're murder for your back.
This however doesn't mean you should steer clear of stilettos. Wear them, but not when you know you will be walking around a lot. Wear them when going out for lunch or dinner - when the only walking you will be doing is to your car, to the table, and back. Avoid high heels when you are going somewhere on foot. If you are constantly tempted to wear your heels, take a good look at your flats. Is there something about them you dislike? Invest in a new pair of beautiful flats or shoes with a low heel. Buy something you love, that you will enjoy wearing. If possible, get a matching bag. You will then enjoy your flats as much as you do your heels. Sleeping on a soft bed You don't have to sleep on the floor be kind to your back, but do make sure you have a firm mattress. Although a mattress on springs is soft and lovely to sink into, it's bad for your back. If you already have an old bed with springs, you don't need to invest in a new one - simply get a thick wooden plank put over the springs, and place the mattress on the plank. Similarly, if your mattress is old and lumpy, throw it out and get a new one. Your neck and your back will thank you. The same rule applies to sofas. If you will be spending hours on a sofa, get a firm yet comfortable one. Sofas you completely sink into are not the best idea. Pillows No matter how comfortable sleeping with ten cushions is, have pity on your neck and resist. Sleep with one pillow, and make sure it is not too thick. If your pillow gets lumpy, discard it and go for a new one. Get a thin pillow if you sleep on your stomach, and something a little thicker if you sleep on your back, to give your neck adequate support Not exercising So all of us know we should exercise more, but many of us don't. This is a health mistake we consciously make! And why is that? Simply because we refuse to admit the damage we are causing to our bodies by not working out. A number of people only start working out once they've experienced a warning signal. Don't wait for a heart attack to strike before you decide to opt for a lifestyle change. Make the change now. You don't need to train for the marathon to be in top shape. Half an hour of brisk walking three to four times a week will make a world of difference to your health. You could then increase this to forty minutes, four times a week - and you're all set. If you haven't exercised for a week, you're making a mistake.
Crossing our legs
Do you cross your legs at your knees when sitting? Although we may believe that this is the lady-like elegant way to sit, sitting this way cuts down circulation to your legs. If you don"t want varicose veins to mar the beauty of your legs and compromise your health, uncross your legs every time you realise you have one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to simply place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight equally. If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing your legs, simply move both legs together to one side. As an alternative, you could also consider crossing your legs loosely at the ankles. This is a classically elegant way to sit, and is far better for your legs and your health than sitting with your legs crossed at your knees.
Not changing our toothbrush
How often do you change your toothbrush? Most of us wait until most of the bristles have either fallen off, or are in such bad shape that we"d be embarrassed to pull out our brush in public. However, since not many of us need to pull out our brush in public, we carry on with our frayed one until we lose it. Replace your toothbrush often. Damaged bristles can harm the enamel, and don"t massage your gums well. If you find brushing your teeth a pain like I do, but know you must do it, you might as well be doing it right. Imagine going through the annoyance of brushing your teeth twice a day only to find out that you"re damaging your enamel every time you clean your teeth. Also, use a brush with soft bristles unless your dentist has advised otherwise.
Eating out often
There are oils that are high in cholesterol, and oils that cause little harm and are better for your heart. However, no matter how light the oil is, it is never a good idea to eat too much of it. Avoid fried foods.Remember that in all probability your favourite Indian food restaurant throws a huge, HUGE chunk of butter in a tiny bowl of dhal. Rita, who worked in the kitchen of a 5 star hotel, was shocked when she saw the cook chop a 500gm butter slab in half, and throw half into a Paneer Makhani dish. No wonder the customers left licking their fingers. And no wonder they felt so stuffed and heavy afterwards. Limit outdoor eating unless you know that you"re getting served light and healthy food. Skipping breakfast Never, ever skip breakfast. Remember, when you wake up in the morning it"s been around 10-12 hours since your last meal. Your body needs food now, more than at any other time. Eat a heavy breakfast. You will then be busy through the day, and the calories will get expended quickly. If you are trying to diet, eat a light dinner. Here are some more common health mistakes we make. Being informed and making a few changes can help make us feel a whole lot better.
High heels High heels sure look great, but they're murder for your back.
This however doesn't mean you should steer clear of stilettos. Wear them, but not when you know you will be walking around a lot. Wear them when going out for lunch or dinner - when the only walking you will be doing is to your car, to the table, and back. Avoid high heels when you are going somewhere on foot. If you are constantly tempted to wear your heels, take a good look at your flats. Is there something about them you dislike? Invest in a new pair of beautiful flats or shoes with a low heel. Buy something you love, that you will enjoy wearing. If possible, get a matching bag. You will then enjoy your flats as much as you do your heels. Sleeping on a soft bed You don't have to sleep on the floor be kind to your back, but do make sure you have a firm mattress. Although a mattress on springs is soft and lovely to sink into, it's bad for your back. If you already have an old bed with springs, you don't need to invest in a new one - simply get a thick wooden plank put over the springs, and place the mattress on the plank. Similarly, if your mattress is old and lumpy, throw it out and get a new one. Your neck and your back will thank you. The same rule applies to sofas. If you will be spending hours on a sofa, get a firm yet comfortable one. Sofas you completely sink into are not the best idea. Pillows No matter how comfortable sleeping with ten cushions is, have pity on your neck and resist. Sleep with one pillow, and make sure it is not too thick. If your pillow gets lumpy, discard it and go for a new one. Get a thin pillow if you sleep on your stomach, and something a little thicker if you sleep on your back, to give your neck adequate support Not exercising So all of us know we should exercise more, but many of us don't. This is a health mistake we consciously make! And why is that? Simply because we refuse to admit the damage we are causing to our bodies by not working out. A number of people only start working out once they've experienced a warning signal. Don't wait for a heart attack to strike before you decide to opt for a lifestyle change. Make the change now. You don't need to train for the marathon to be in top shape. Half an hour of brisk walking three to four times a week will make a world of difference to your health. You could then increase this to forty minutes, four times a week - and you're all set. If you haven't exercised for a week, you're making a mistake.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Double Bonanza For SUPER STAR RAJINI Fans !!!
FIRST BONANZA !!!The latest spice is that Rajini will be acting in a movie to be produced by K Balachander under the Kavithalaya banner.Rajini who recently watched the Malayalam flick Katha Parayumbol, which was Mamootty’s X’mas offer in 2007, was deeply moved by the story.And now the word is that Kavithalaya will be remaking the movie in Tamil, which will be directed by P Vasu and will have Rajini play the role played by Mammootty! This Movie is to be directed by P.VASU And Misic By VIDYASAGAR.So In all Likelihood THE CHANDRAMUKHI TEAM IS BACK WITH A BANG !!!
SECOND BONANZA !!!The trio Rajini-Shankar-Rahman will join hands yet again for ROBOT to recreate the Sivaji magic.Robot, the producers claim, is a mammoth venture and will be produced in Tamil, Hindi, Telugu and other regional languages.Ayngaran International and Eros Entertainment have finally confirmed that they will be producing director Shankar’s Robot which will have Indian cinema’s biggest star Rajnikanth in the lead role. The music for the film will be composed by whiz kid A.R.Rahman.Sources say that the budget of the film is expected to cross 100 crores making it the costliest Indian film ever produced.
Google Translator !!!
Try the following software by Google :
http://www.google.com/transliterate/indic
Type any Tamil/Malayalam/kannada regional language word in English (same way as we pronounce it) and press "SPACE bar"...
It gets translated to that regional language !!!
http://www.google.com/transliterate/indic
Type any Tamil/Malayalam/kannada regional language word in English (same way as we pronounce it) and press "SPACE bar"...
It gets translated to that regional language !!!
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Funny...
Man: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Doctor: When?
Man: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Interview Questions ...
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and fourapples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant withone hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?A : Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and fourapples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant withone hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?A : Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
Funny Mail !!!
A Man went to his mail box several times way before it wastime for the Mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the mail box and asked if he was waiting for a special delivery.
Man:"No"
Man: "My computer keeps telling me I haveMail."
Neighbor: ????????!!!!! :-[
A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the mail box and asked if he was waiting for a special delivery.
Man:"No"
Man: "My computer keeps telling me I haveMail."
Neighbor: ????????!!!!! :-[
Weird Facts !!!
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
Every Proverb Has an equal and opposite proverb !!!
All good things come to those who wait..
But
Time and tide wait for no man..
The pen is mightier than the sword.
But
Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike
But
Fools seldom differ.
The best things in life are free.
But
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
But
Faith will move mountains.
Great starts make great finishes.
But
It ain't over until it's over.
Practice makes perfect.
But
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Silence is golden.
But
The squeaky wheel gets the oil.
You're never too old to learn.
But
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
But
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. But
Out of sight, out of mind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
But
Many hands make light work.
But
Time and tide wait for no man..
The pen is mightier than the sword.
But
Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike
But
Fools seldom differ.
The best things in life are free.
But
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
But
Faith will move mountains.
Great starts make great finishes.
But
It ain't over until it's over.
Practice makes perfect.
But
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Silence is golden.
But
The squeaky wheel gets the oil.
You're never too old to learn.
But
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
But
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. But
Out of sight, out of mind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
But
Many hands make light work.
Good Morning SMS Collection !!!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
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An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face,A cup of coffe in ur hand & a msg from me on ur mobile...Have a great day! Good morning.
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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....
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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning
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Five steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose your eyes,Take a deep breath, open your arms wide,feel your heart beat and say its too early.Let me sleep again ;-) Good Morning. "
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It said that if we pray god early morning with full heartedly so he will race our wish...... friends it's a request pray for humanity good morning
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An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face,A cup of coffe in ur hand & a msg from me on ur mobile...Have a great day! Good morning.
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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....
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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning
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Five steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose your eyes,Take a deep breath, open your arms wide,feel your heart beat and say its too early.Let me sleep again ;-) Good Morning. "
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It said that if we pray god early morning with full heartedly so he will race our wish...... friends it's a request pray for humanity good morning
Newborn Planet Found Orbiting Young Star !!!
A newly formed planet orbiting a young star offers the first observational evidence for the long-held theory that planets form early, within the first ten million years of a parent star's life, according to a new study.
Until recently all of the 250-plus planets outside our solar system have been found around much older stars—a hundred million years of age or more.
Until recently all of the 250-plus planets outside our solar system have been found around much older stars—a hundred million years of age or more.
Now a research team led by Johny Setiawan of the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Heidelberg, Germany, has found a newborn extrasolar planet—or exoplanet—around a star that's between eight million and ten million years old.
The exoplanet, which is ten times more massive than Jupiter, is still linked to the dusty disk of material surrounding its parent star.
With this new find, Setiawan said, so-called protoplanetary disks have at last earned their name.
"It is very exciting to know that things we called 'protoplanetary' disks are indeed protoplanetary—they form planets!"
Setiawan and colleagues describe the findings in this weeks' issue of the journal Nature.
The exoplanet, which is ten times more massive than Jupiter, is still linked to the dusty disk of material surrounding its parent star.
With this new find, Setiawan said, so-called protoplanetary disks have at last earned their name.
"It is very exciting to know that things we called 'protoplanetary' disks are indeed protoplanetary—they form planets!"
Setiawan and colleagues describe the findings in this weeks' issue of the journal Nature.
Funny : Laws !!!
Some Imp Laws... Must Read...
LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Joke: What is cricket ?
What is cricket ?
You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!
You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!
Funny : tit a bit !!!
The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.
He walks intothe kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEYARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!!HURRY UP!!!ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me..." ... »
He walks intothe kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEYARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!!HURRY UP!!!ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me..." ... »
JOKE: The Test !!!
>Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could>live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go>to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So>all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.>>The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten>apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to>shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your>face or you'll be eaten.">>The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out>in pain, so he was killed.>>The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the>king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this>should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the>ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.>>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one>asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The>second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy>coming with pineapples."
Cricket and Divorce - Funny !!!
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge asks the little girl:
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live
with your mummy?
little girl - No, my mummy beats me.
Judge - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
little girl - No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge- Well then, who do you want to live with?
little girl- I want to live with the Indian Cricket team.
Judge - why ??????
little girl: They never beat anybody !!!
Judge- ??????? :-[
The Judge asks the little girl:
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live
with your mummy?
little girl - No, my mummy beats me.
Judge - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
little girl - No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge- Well then, who do you want to live with?
little girl- I want to live with the Indian Cricket team.
Judge - why ??????
little girl: They never beat anybody !!!
Judge- ??????? :-[
Joke : Aliens and Cricket !!!
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs.
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.
When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it begins to rain."
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.
When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it begins to rain."
Saturday, January 5, 2008
INTERESTING FACTS !!!
>>> The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
>>> Earth is traveling through space at 660,000 miles per hour.
>>> On average, a person has two million sweat glands.
>>> Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
>>> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
>>> Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
>>> 97% of the earth's water is undrinkable.
>>> The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
>>> It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
>>> Earth is traveling through space at 660,000 miles per hour.
>>> On average, a person has two million sweat glands.
>>> Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
>>> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
>>> Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
>>> 97% of the earth's water is undrinkable.
>>> The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
>>> It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Dishes...
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything ;-)
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything ;-)
BOSS !!!
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
New employee: :-(
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
New employee: :-(
Cool !!!
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.Tell me....
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
Banta : I give up.Tell me....
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
Nationality....
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.
Teacher:?????????
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.
Teacher:?????????
True Love...
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
History !!!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Escapeeeeee....
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
2nd thief: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
2nd thief: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man And Women - Just For Fun !!!
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.
GPS Insight to track vehicles !!!
Most of us have come across the term GPS. what is it actually ??? GPS is a global satellite navigation system that sends out microwave signals to track,locate,check the speed and find the direction in which an object is traveling.It is One of the most fascinating inventions we came across.It came in to existence after the shoot down of Korean Airlines Flight 007 in 1983.GPS Insight vehicle tracking system is a hardware and web software of tracking vehicle activities using satellites and AT&T-mobile to provide with highly accurate vehicle locations every 2 minutes throughtout US and Canada.This is available at GPS Insight, a technical leader company of tracking vehicles accurately.GPS Insight is an Arizona corporation that uses its expertise in this field to help the ever blooming Automobile Industry GPS Insight vehicle tracking system is a very informative services and useful tool as well. This would let you know how much speed you were driving, know your exact location, and time information.Using a GPS system will provide all the information you need.GPS Insight product is easy to install (only for a minute). Their GPS product is cost $1.50-2 per day per vehicle and the benefits is no more labor paid when people aren't really working, fuel savings, routing efficiencies, etc.If in case some other problems occurred, their GPS Insight support wiki for customers is always there. They have a support that you can depend on anytime of the day.The benefits of GSM are Speeding ,Engine Diagnostic Fault codes/alerts,Begin/End of day report,Off-Hours Reports/Alerts,Landmark Reports,Detailed and Summary activity reports,Fuel Consumption reportetc.,In addition to this your employees might be using your vehicle for their own activities i.e. they would be riding happily using your money.Just to name a few think of the fuel savings , the efficient routing techniques and the exact hours of useful labour that GPS can throw at you within seconds.This is how you can save money if you use this device. The system will not be used if the vehicle is not going anywhere. You can save your overhead cost too. Why you hired people when they have nothing to do in the office because of the vehicle is not going anywhere.The company have their own blog.use it wisely in order for you to give out comments and if you have something in ind just proceed to the Blog for GPS vehicle tracking. GPS Insight has been striving hard to provide such useful data to business magnets in the automobile industry.Some of the features GPS insight supports are vehicle tracking carried out by a special GPS Insight vehicle tracking system,speed tracking,engine fault diagnosis,fuel reports,idle time slots and breakdown analysis.
Who Is Stupid? - Funny !!!
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Joke : Door-to-Door Salesman !!!
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps the garbage all over the carpet.
Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.
Lady: You want ketchup on that?
Salesman: Why do you ask?
Lady : We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.
Salesman: ???????
Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.
Lady: You want ketchup on that?
Salesman: Why do you ask?
Lady : We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.
Salesman: ???????
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
HotelReservations For an Enjoyable Vacation !!!
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Jokes...
Teacher vs Ram
Teacher : Why have you come late ?
Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse..
Teacher : Tell me the truth.
Ram : Err...I came late becz of the sign
Teacher : Sign... what sign
Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "
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Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table
Ram : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.
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Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "
Ram : I is.......... .
Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come
Ram : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets
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(During math’s period)
Teacher : Ram...If I give you one apple today and another tomorrow then how much would you have
Ram : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
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Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant?
Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T
Teacher : It is wrong
Ram : But you asked me how I spell it
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Teacher: Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays
Ram : Here it is sir
Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?
Ram : That is because my father's handwriting is bad than my mother’s
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Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history
Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born
Teacher : Why have you come late ?
Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse..
Teacher : Tell me the truth.
Ram : Err...I came late becz of the sign
Teacher : Sign... what sign
Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "
************ *****
Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table
Ram : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.
************ ******
Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "
Ram : I is.......... .
Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come
Ram : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets
************ *******
(During math’s period)
Teacher : Ram...If I give you one apple today and another tomorrow then how much would you have
Ram : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
************ ********
Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant?
Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T
Teacher : It is wrong
Ram : But you asked me how I spell it
************ ********* *
Teacher: Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays
Ram : Here it is sir
Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?
Ram : That is because my father's handwriting is bad than my mother’s
************ ********* *
Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history
Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born
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Joke : MNC ways of killing a Lion !!!
Keane Method:
Hire a lion....
Place him in "QRU"(Bench) for 1 year
Tell him to change his technology from ASP.NET to JAVA or Powerbuilder
Lion dies in confusion he is Cat or lion......
Cognizant Method:
hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more....... and more ........
TCS method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ....
he dies of unemployment. ..
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat ....
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....
MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?
i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
COSL Method:
hire a lion ..
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....
Polaris Method :
hire ...sorry.... purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ....change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....
Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion dies before joining....
Wipro Method:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day........! !!!
Accenture Method:
Hire a lion....
Send him to chennai
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
Ask him to eat idli,Dosa and Vada
No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...
And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......
HUAWEI Method:
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
No time for food and family, automatically die
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
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INFOSYS METHOD:
HIRE A LION.....
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE
............ .......... ......... ............ ......... KING OF THE JUNGLE! J
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM
............ ......... ......... ......... ....LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
............ ... .......... ........ ............ ......CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG
............ ......... ......... ......... ...MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS
............ .......... ......... ............ ......MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE ...
Hire a lion....
Place him in "QRU"(Bench) for 1 year
Tell him to change his technology from ASP.NET to JAVA or Powerbuilder
Lion dies in confusion he is Cat or lion......
Cognizant Method:
hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more....... and more ........
TCS method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ....
he dies of unemployment. ..
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat ....
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....
MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?
i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
COSL Method:
hire a lion ..
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....
Polaris Method :
hire ...sorry.... purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ....change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....
Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion dies before joining....
Wipro Method:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day........! !!!
Accenture Method:
Hire a lion....
Send him to chennai
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
Ask him to eat idli,Dosa and Vada
No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...
And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......
HUAWEI Method:
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
No time for food and family, automatically die
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
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INFOSYS METHOD:
HIRE A LION.....
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE
............ .......... ......... ............ ......... KING OF THE JUNGLE! J
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM
............ ......... ......... ......... ....LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
............ ... .......... ........ ............ ......CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG
............ ......... ......... ......... ...MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS
............ .......... ......... ............ ......MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE ...
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Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup News - Funny !!!
India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the World Cupqualifier in theAsia-Pacific zone.
Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried because he has backing ofselectors, captain and board.... And that they had won a close matchagainst Papua New Guinea just 2 yrs ago.
Rahul Dravid, the coach of new zealand team said thatnot-so-maestroSachin Rendulkar should now consider retiringgracefully and let hisson take over the captaincy.
Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record ofmost number ofconecutive ducks in twenty20 internationals.
Saurav Ganguly, the coach of Team England feels thatthe boys need tocontrol their emotions on the field.
The current leading man from bollywood, Brett Leeadvices Dhoni totake upacting as well.
Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match... Andthus theyavanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows, Ireland.
The police arrested 8 people for violence afterEngland and NZmatch... Investigations revealed that these ppl weremembers of Dravidand Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have623241516 and 126542 members respectively.
VVS Laxman created a new controversy by saying that heexpected awritten apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category offormer players. He said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil.
Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried because he has backing ofselectors, captain and board.... And that they had won a close matchagainst Papua New Guinea just 2 yrs ago.
Rahul Dravid, the coach of new zealand team said thatnot-so-maestroSachin Rendulkar should now consider retiringgracefully and let hisson take over the captaincy.
Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record ofmost number ofconecutive ducks in twenty20 internationals.
Saurav Ganguly, the coach of Team England feels thatthe boys need tocontrol their emotions on the field.
The current leading man from bollywood, Brett Leeadvices Dhoni totake upacting as well.
Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match... Andthus theyavanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows, Ireland.
The police arrested 8 people for violence afterEngland and NZmatch... Investigations revealed that these ppl weremembers of Dravidand Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have623241516 and 126542 members respectively.
VVS Laxman created a new controversy by saying that heexpected awritten apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category offormer players. He said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil.
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Before and after marriage.....must read!..really funny!
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top:) ENJOY!!!!
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top:) ENJOY!!!!
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