JOKE: The Test !!!

>Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could>live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go>to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So>all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.>>The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten>apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to>shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your>face or you'll be eaten.">>The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out>in pain, so he was killed.>>The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the>king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this>should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the>ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.>>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one>asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The>second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy>coming with pineapples."