Jokes...

Teacher vs Ram


Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse..

Teacher : Tell me the truth.

Ram : Err...I came late becz of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

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Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table

Ram : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.

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Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "

Ram : I is.......... .

Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come

Ram : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets

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(During math’s period)

Teacher : Ram...If I give you one apple today and another tomorrow then how much would you have

Ram : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home

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Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant?

Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

Teacher : It is wrong

Ram : But you asked me how I spell it

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Teacher: Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays

Ram : Here it is sir

Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?

Ram : That is because my father's handwriting is bad than my mother’s

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Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history

Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born