An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps the garbage all over the carpet.
Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.
Lady: You want ketchup on that?
Salesman: Why do you ask?
Lady : We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.
Salesman: ???????
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